Hogtown Bar and Grill – Toronto, ON

Hogtown Bar and Grill
Level 2, Post-Security, Domestic
Toronto Pearson International Airport
(416) 776-0492

Your truly up in the air again, headed east and also down to the southeast. In other words pretty much as far away from Vancouver and still remaining in the continental US of A. As such, I thought I’d quickly spit out a brief post of a desperation meal I had at our country’s largest and busiest airport while waiting to board a transfer flight. Situated right in the open with seating clearly seen by all the people passing through and mingling near the close by gates, it has its benefits as you can easily know when you plane has arrived and its time to book…

A friendly, one might say overly for an establishment of this level, waiter-type was our lone human interaction. Rattling off a few suggestions, of course dropping in a few of those dreaded “oh, its one of my personal favorites” that seem to spill off the tongues of so many servers these days, my dining mates both got some kind of chicken wrap item, while I opted for this. Supposed to be some kind of breaded chicken breast sandwich. Instead of the accompanying fries, I asked to swap with their soup of the day which was a chili.

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The 5 Tuns – London, UK

The 5 Tuns Pub & Kitchen
Terminal 5, Heathrow Airport
London, UK
(020) 8283 5065
Hours: 5:30am – last departing flight

And so I was on my way back home to Canada…

Heathrow Airport follows the rigid mold of too many poorly thought out transportation hubs – overpriced and bad food, many tacky souvenir shops and of course long, long lines.  Now normally I’d ease the pain and boredom that comes with waiting for my flight by either a) finding a comfy chair in the Star Alliance lounge or b) hitting the bar.  But since I was flying with BA, option a. was out of the realm of possibility so off I went in a quest for the nearest place to get some suds.  Unfortunately, the week of very little sleep had gotten me down and I was afraid I’d get real sleepy drinking alone and it made me reconsider what I was doing.

With its welcoming feel and design, the 5 Tuns Pub & Kitchen on the top floor level of Terminal 5 was my chosen place to hunker down after my taxi ride in.  I’d asked a security guard what my options were and this seemed the best of the lot.  Frankly, there really isn’t much choice for food and drink outside of the security barrier at the airport where you can still gather with those not going on flights.   There’s a couple more inside past all the screening but not that extraordinary in their offerings and more expensive since they have you trapped inside.  With a football game on the tele, I figured it would do as I arrived with time to spare and needed to get me a bite to eat before dealing with the prolonged formalities of checking in.

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Cloud 9 Cafeteria – Inuvik, NWT

Cloud 9 Cafeteria
Inuvik Airport
North West Territories
(867) 777-3541

Whenever I roll into a small town, the first thing I always do is ask the locals where they feel the best place to eat. With a large enough sample size, you can get some reasonable recommendations. Typically, I don’t stay that long, so i don’t like missing out on a potential great find. You can end up dining at some pretty mediocre places, and before you know it – poof! You’re gone, left with nothing but an upset stomach, some bad memories, and a few regrets of meals gone bad.

Now of course, you never know their actual reasons for why they like a place. Maybe their friend owns it. Maybe they serve free coffee. Maybe the person who owns the fancy restaurant in town is considered a “outsider” – one of the strange folk from the big city. So by no means do i suggest that this be your only method of intel gathering, but I have discovered it is a good start. So when i rolled into Inuvik, I asked. People who had grown up in the city, and moved to Inuvik all universally said one place – Cloud 9 at the Inuvik airport.


Now airport food is almost universally disparaged. At most typical airports, food is poor quality and over priced. But Inuvik does not have your typical airport, and Cloud 9 is not your typical cafeteria. From what i could observe, it was set up to feed both travellers, and locals who didnt have the time nor the inclination to drive all the way back to town in order to get lunch. The steady stream of business that entered and left spoke well of the food – or, maybe because they were the only game in town.

I won’t spend much time discussing decor. There isnt much to discuss. It’s clean. Spartan. You order from one place, and pay in another. It’s a cafeteria.


One of the benefits of the north is a local supply of protein out of the ordinary.  One of the more interesting items on the menu was musk ox chili. Muskox is an arctic animal, mostly known for their prized wool. Their meat, however, is high in protein and low in fat – much leaner than chicken breast even. There is a bit of a gamey flavour, but it is quite pleasant. Tender, flavourful, it is an excellent quality meat. The chili itself was a revelation. Mildly spiced, it had excellent tomato flavour. The beans were a touch soft, but the meat was fantastic- small explosions of flavour in each bite of meat made for a great chili.


To continue on “greasy spoon” theme for this week,  the prime choice of the day was musk ox burger and fries, with the fries upgraded to poutine. I didnt think the leaness of the muskox would suit itself well to a burger, which ended up being the case mostly because it was cooked to well done. It was a bit dry, though the flavour was quite nice. Cooked to medium would’ve been perfect. However, finding a decent tomato, non limp lettuce, and a decent bun was a surprise, and upgraded the burger overall to good. The poutine was covered in shredded cheese, and the largest load of gravy i’d seen north of the 49th. There was literally more gravy than fries. The fries were a bit undercooked, as i generally prefer them to be a bit crispier if they are doused in gravy, but overall, decent.


Though your typical airport serves less than stellar food, Cloud 9 Cafeteria bucks the trend. While the standard restaurant food quality in Inuvik is fairly low, i would be happy with this kind of food at any airport. Don’t get me wrong – this is not award winning stuff. But based on what i’ve eaten around town, this was really as good as it gets.